by Ph. Dr. MacGregor Joe of Moka
Place where humans lay for the night. Not supposed to jump on top when they are looking.
Ours: Big box will wheels, we get inside to get to new peeing places.
Others: Big boxes with wheels that drive by our street. Must be barked at.
Furry creature that meows the other side of the street. A living challenge.
A very pleasurable object for playing. Must be hunted down without humans noticing.
A battle not always won.
The guy that keeps stealing our stuff. Must be barked at ferociously.
Creature that provides food and patting. Very useful.
The guy that keeps touching the entrance door. Must be barked at ferociously.
Moment to lay under the table and wait. Once every 100 meals a french fry falls out of it.
Delightful rubing and scratching that humans provide. Must pretend not to enjoy it and growl a bit to keep good Terrier image.
My favorite human.
Anything that is left around and looks fragile or forbidden.
They scream "bolinhooooooo" (portuguese for dog cookie) and palate joy follows...
Big noisy thing that mom insists on dragging around the house. Must be bitten hard. Get mom's foot also if available.
Lady in white that gives white small treats called deworm pills.
Watering flowers hose
A tricky snake that spits water. Only the best can control it without soaking.
(more to come soon)
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