"The all new modern encyclopedia of toys"

New edition reviewed and commented
by
Ph. Dr. MacGregor Joe of Moka

 

 

 

Tridimentional fun

Mr. Leo

Mr. Dino

Baby seal

Name: Soft stuffed toys

Resistence: Low

Level of fun: Maximum

Level of annoyance to humans: Acceptable

Comments: Preferred kind of toys, always disappearing for about one day and coming back without that nice coating of dirt and used smell.

 

 

Mr.Strawberry

Mr. Banana

Friskies Newspaper

The Christmas sock

 

Name: Rubber toys

Resistence: High

Level of fun: Low

Level of annoyance to humans: Acceptable

Comments: Humans seam to find them amusing... personnaly think they are boring except for the fun squeaks.

 

 

Tennis

Rubber

Fabric

Golf

Name: Balls

Resistence: High

Level of fun: Medium

Level of annoyance to humans: Acceptable

Comment: This toys can get quite tricky to catch, and tend to hide under narrow passages.

 

 

Bedroom slipper

Snicker

Name: Human shoes

Resistence: Very low

Level of fun: Maximum

Level of annoyance to humans: Maximum. Extra strong. Bad dog! Argh!

Comments: Why do playing with this objects get humans so mad?

 

 

Sock with knot

Cord

Name: Tug of war toys

Resistence: Medium

Level of fun: High

Level of annoyance to humans: High

Comments: Source of amusement and one of those human dog bondage moments.

 

 

Regular plastic frisbee

Chewable frisbee

Name: Frisbees

Resistence: Medium

Level of fun: High

Level of annoyance to humans: Acceptable

Comments: Good exercise source for humans. Makes them run!

 

 

 

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